Sleep Advocate Pillows

Office worker sleeping at desk behind sign Be Back in 5 Minutes

'I wish someone would steal that car...!'

Grants & Recipients

The Slumber Party.

'I finally got Benson to get to the job on time. My next chore is to keep him awake on the job.'

"The boss says we should concentrate on our core competencies. So I'll soon be earning my money by shopping online, drinking coffee, and sleeping in the office!"

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"I think I need an extra pillow."

Wordplay: Hibernation.

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

Broken Alarm Clock.

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

'I hate counting sheep. I get enough math at school.'

"Clearly the patient's experiencing difficulty attaining the deep, final level of restful sleep."

"You were snoring."

Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."

"I like to come prepared for meetings."

"What's with your hair?"

'How can I get mad at him for sleeping on the job? It was I who told him that taking naps was healthy.'

'It's the worst possible diagnosis a bear can receive -- sleep apnea.'

'It's a soothing sounds machine. Spring Rain, Summer Breeze, and Fall School Bus.'

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

The next step in executive efficiency - Microsoft PowerNap.

"Well, NOW I can't sleep worrying about how much we spent on this high-tech mattress!"

"I don't care if we did hibernate all Winter, I'm still tired."

"No doctor, my husband is not sleep-walking again. He is sleep-jumping!"

Fish sleeps while counting worms that jump over a fence.

A man's brain is in a glass on his bed stand next to his dentures.

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"