Insomnia Sufferers Gifts

"Last night I couldn't sleep! I really should stop eating coffee drinkers before I go to bed."

The afternoons are okay, it's at night that I can't sleep.

Dog Nightmares

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"The overthinker"

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

The Snooze Bar.

Noisy energy?

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

"Time for bed, guys."

The Forever Stamp

"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"

Day two of our series: America's sleeping pill addiction. My guest, pillhead Rudy Park. I'm not a pillhead. Come clean. Admit the obvious truth. What truth? Rush Limbaugh made you do it! A political pundit never misses an opportunity. You got hooked only after O'Reilly harassed you.

"Clearly the patient's experiencing difficulty attaining the deep, final level of restful sleep."

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"

Center For Sleep Deprivation

'I couldn't sleep so I decided to do some on-line trading.'

'zzz sleep.'

'Sure I sleep all day. She snores all night.'

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

Aging Sign # 23: you're dehydrated and yet up peeing all night.

'The nurses tell me that you're having trouble sleeping, so I thought I'd try a sermon just to help.'

'I can't sleep... Tell me about your day at the office again.'

Wide-awake.

'There's an App for that.' Man and Disgruntled Dream Sheep.

"It would keep me awake all night, but I'm up for a game of coffee pong first thing in the morning."

"Well, the census results are out, but a footnote says that the sheep count is probably inaccurate as the auditors often found themselves getting drowsy..."

Cats. All they do is eat and sleep. Truth is, they don't even do that well.

"Hello dear- couldn't you sleep either?"

Doctors to treat insomnia with sleep app rather than pills