Insomnia Gifts

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

Think / Don't think signs.

'This one's quite popular with the restless leg crowd.'

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

'I thought you're going to put the coffee on.'

"Sleep? No, I'm the anxiety fairy. How about a cuppa joe?"

"I couldn't sleep."

Cats. All they do is eat and sleep. Truth is, they don't even do that well.

Dog Nightmares

'Insomniacs wanted for sheep census...'

Insomniacs Support Group - "Ron, how am I suppose to help you if you keep falling asleep?"

"Not able to sleep?"

"It's too late to worry anymore tonight, I'll get up early tomorrow."

"Is the light bothering you dear?"

'It just turned tomorrow.'

'Why can't you count sheep like everyone else?'

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

'You tossed and turned all night.'

"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"

Wide-awake.

"Why do you go to bed so late?"

His condition is known as Insom-nom-nom-nom-nia.

"That was one loud thunderstorm last night."

Daily Promise...

"It's bad enough that I can't sleep as it is!"

Things my cat says at 3 am

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

The Forever Stamp

Wheel of Sleep Misfortune

"I used to have insomnia -- Now I just stay up really late."

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

Coffee. I'm just a boring insomniac. What should I put in my online dating profile? Say you're "up for anything"!

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