"My father said I was too big for my britches!"
Idiom Insomniac Gifts
Looking for a witty gift for the idiom insomniac in your life? Our collection of amusing and clever items celebrates restless nights and linguistic humor. From quirky mugs to fun t-shirts and cozy pillows, find the ideal find to brighten their sleepless evenings and showcase their love for idioms and late-night wit.
Dog Nightmares
That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.
"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."
'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'
"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."
"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"
The Forever Stamp
"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"
Things that go beep in the night.
"I'm taking you off sleeping pills and putting you on Proust."
"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."
"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."
It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.
"When Van Gogh had insomnia he created masterpieces."
Wide-awake.
"Before I prescribe a sleeping pill, I'd like you to try the opera."
"I'm going to give you something to help you sleep."
Cats. All they do is eat and sleep. Truth is, they don't even do that well.
"They were known as the tribe that didn't sleep."
"When I can't sleep I don't count sheep I count my blessings."
"Sleep? No, I'm the anxiety fairy. How about a cuppa joe?"
Noah falls asleep by counting animal pairs.
Gracie can't sleep by counting sheep so she sleeps by counting A+ grades.
Wheel of Sleep Misfortune
"See how much better you look after a good nights sleep."
'Frank! Cut that out and get back to work!'
Insomniacs Anonymous - No Snoring
'We're making progress on my insomnia. My foot went to sleep last night.'
"This book put me to sleep—It was wonderful."
'Insomniacs Anonymous. Next meeting 3am,Tues.'
"But counting sheep makes me hungry."
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'I can't sleep, knowing that the increased cost of doing business is being passed on to me!'
'Never, Ever...try to figure out the meaning of life in the middle of the night.'
Idiom Insomniac Gifts Collection
Idiom Insomniac Mugs
Explore our collection of insomniac-themed mugs and add a touch of humor to every caffeine fix during restless nights.
Idiom Insomniac Pillows
Discover our humorous pillows featuring insomniac idioms, ideal for cozying up during late-night reading or TV sessions.
Idiom Insomniac Prints
Browse our art prints with clever idioms about sleepless nights, designed to add personality and humor to any space.
Idiom Insomniac T-Shirts
Check out our witty insomniac idiom t-shirts, perfect for those who want to wear their late-night humor with pride.