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"My father said I was too big for my britches!"

Dog Nightmares

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

The Forever Stamp

"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"

Things that go beep in the night.

"I'm taking you off sleeping pills and putting you on Proust."

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

"When Van Gogh had insomnia he created masterpieces."

Wide-awake.

"Before I prescribe a sleeping pill, I'd like you to try the opera."

"I'm going to give you something to help you sleep."

Cats. All they do is eat and sleep. Truth is, they don't even do that well.

"They were known as the tribe that didn't sleep."

"When I can't sleep I don't count sheep I count my blessings."

"Sleep? No, I'm the anxiety fairy. How about a cuppa joe?"

Noah falls asleep by counting animal pairs.

Gracie can't sleep by counting sheep so she sleeps by counting A+ grades.

Wheel of Sleep Misfortune

"See how much better you look after a good nights sleep."

'Frank! Cut that out and get back to work!'

Insomniacs Anonymous - No Snoring

'We're making progress on my insomnia. My foot went to sleep last night.'

"This book put me to sleep—It was wonderful."

'Insomniacs Anonymous. Next meeting 3am,Tues.'

"But counting sheep makes me hungry."

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'I can't sleep, knowing that the increased cost of doing business is being passed on to me!'

'Never, Ever...try to figure out the meaning of life in the middle of the night.'