Comedic Insomniac Gifts

Looking for a gift that captures the quirky spirit of a comedic insomniac? Explore our collection of witty and funny items designed to entertain and sympathize with those long, restless nights. Perfect for someone who finds humor in insomnia, these gifts blend creativity with comedy, offering a thoughtful and amusing surprise. Whether they’re sharing late-night thoughts or just making light of sleeplessness, our selection promises to bring a laugh and make those sleepless hours a little brighter.

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'Frank! Cut that out and get back to work!'

'Frank! Cut that out and get back to work!' mockup

'Frank! Cut that out and get back to work!'

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"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..." mockup

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

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'Well, that WAS an impressive string of obscenities, but I think I'll stick with the Hippocratic oath.'

'Well, that WAS an impressive string of obscenities, but I think I'll stick with the Hippocratic oath.' mockup

'Well, that WAS an impressive string of obscenities, but I think I'll stick with the Hippocratic oath.'

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"Now, now, relax. All you're gonna feel is a quick jab."

"Now, now, relax. All you're gonna feel is a quick jab." mockup

"Now, now, relax. All you're gonna feel is a quick jab."

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"I'm taking you off sleeping pills and putting you on Proust."

"I'm taking you off sleeping pills and putting you on Proust." mockup

"I'm taking you off sleeping pills and putting you on Proust."

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A question you don't want - "How many fingers am I holding up."

A question you don't want - "How many fingers am I holding up." mockup

A question you don't want - "How many fingers am I holding up."

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"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing." mockup

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

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"My father said I was too big for my britches!"

"My father said I was too big for my britches!" mockup

"My father said I was too big for my britches!"

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'We'll have a bed for you in a couple of days.'

'We'll have a bed for you in a couple of days.' mockup

'We'll have a bed for you in a couple of days.'

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"Before I prescribe a sleeping pill, I'd like you to try the opera."

"Before I prescribe a sleeping pill, I'd like you to try the opera." mockup

"Before I prescribe a sleeping pill, I'd like you to try the opera."

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"When Van Gogh had insomnia he created masterpieces."

"When Van Gogh had insomnia he created masterpieces." mockup

"When Van Gogh had insomnia he created masterpieces."

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"Enough medical mumbo jumbo, just give it to me straight, Doc-will I ever be able to play piano again?"

"Enough medical mumbo jumbo, just give it to me straight, Doc-will I ever be able to play piano again?" mockup

"Enough medical mumbo jumbo, just give it to me straight, Doc-will I ever be able to play piano again?"

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"I'm going to give you something to help you sleep."

"I'm going to give you something to help you sleep." mockup

"I'm going to give you something to help you sleep."

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"When I can't sleep I don't count sheep I count my blessings."

"When I can't sleep I don't count sheep I count my blessings." mockup

"When I can't sleep I don't count sheep I count my blessings."

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Noah falls asleep by counting animal pairs.

Noah falls asleep by counting animal pairs. mockup

Noah falls asleep by counting animal pairs.

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"This book put me to sleep—It was wonderful."

"This book put me to sleep—It was wonderful." mockup

"This book put me to sleep—It was wonderful."

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"See how much better you look after a good nights sleep."

"See how much better you look after a good nights sleep." mockup

"See how much better you look after a good nights sleep."

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"I know you're just trying to be helpful, but why don't you let me decide where my acupunture needles should go?"

"I know you're just trying to be helpful, but why don't you let me decide where my acupunture needles should go?" mockup

"I know you're just trying to be helpful, but why don't you let me decide where my acupunture needles should go?"

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'No appointments are available for the next three months, but you can always call in to the doctor's talk show.'

'No appointments are available for the next three months, but you can always call in to the doctor's talk show.' mockup

'No appointments are available for the next three months, but you can always call in to the doctor's talk show.'

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'We're making progress on my insomnia. My foot went to sleep last night.'

'We're making progress on my insomnia. My foot went to sleep last night.' mockup

'We're making progress on my insomnia. My foot went to sleep last night.'

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"But counting sheep makes me hungry." mockup

"But counting sheep makes me hungry."

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"He's chasing his dreams."

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"You've been daylighting, haven't you ?"

"You've been daylighting, haven't you ?" mockup

"You've been daylighting, haven't you ?"

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"Must you page swipe so loudly?"

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Daily Promise...

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"If you really wanted to, you could beat this insomnia with your eyes closed."

"If you really wanted to, you could beat this insomnia with your eyes closed." mockup

"If you really wanted to, you could beat this insomnia with your eyes closed."

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I couldn't sleep so I thought I'd embroider my memoirs a bit.

I couldn't sleep so I thought I'd embroider my memoirs a bit. mockup

I couldn't sleep so I thought I'd embroider my memoirs a bit.

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'It's great that you can laugh at yourself, but can you not do it in the middle of the night?'

'It's great that you can laugh at yourself, but can you not do it in the middle of the night?' mockup

'It's great that you can laugh at yourself, but can you not do it in the middle of the night?'

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'One will help you sleep like a log. The other one's to keep the termites away.'

'One will help you sleep like a log. The other one's to keep the termites away.' mockup

'One will help you sleep like a log. The other one's to keep the termites away.'

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'The new baby? Oh he's great! I haven't slept in 4 days, but the baby is great!'

'The new baby? Oh he's great! I haven't slept in 4 days, but the baby is great!' mockup

'The new baby? Oh he's great! I haven't slept in 4 days, but the baby is great!'

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"The video of you giving that big bloke a piece of your mind has gone viral!"

"The video of you giving that big bloke a piece of your mind has gone viral!" mockup

"The video of you giving that big bloke a piece of your mind has gone viral!"

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'Next time try decaf.'

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'How's your insomnia?' - 'Terrible, I can't even sleep when it's time to get up.'

'How's your insomnia?' - 'Terrible, I can't even sleep when it's time to get up.' mockup

'How's your insomnia?' - 'Terrible, I can't even sleep when it's time to get up.'

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"Is the light bothering you dear?" mockup

"Is the light bothering you dear?"

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Comedic Insomniac Gifts Collection

Comedic Insomniac Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs featuring witty insomniac humor—perfect for late-night coffee or tea and a good laugh.

Comedic Insomniac Pillows

Browse our amusing pillows inspired by insomniacs—great for adding a humorous touch to any living space.

Comedic Insomniac Prints

View our collection of humorous prints that celebrate the insomniac lifestyle with clever cartoons and witty designs.

Comedic Insomniac T-Shirts

Check out our funny insomniac t-shirts, designed for those who embrace their sleepless nights with humor and style.