Coffee. I'm just a boring insomniac. What should I put in my online dating profile? Say you're "up for anything"!
Chronic Insomniac Gifts
Looking for a gift for the night owl who just can't catch those Z's? Our collection features funny and thoughtful items that celebrate the insomniac’s midnight adventures. Whether they’re seeking humor to brighten their restless nights or cozy items to help them relax, you'll find playful mugs, quirky t-shirts, and comforting pillows that speak to their sleepless streaks. Celebrate their unique nightly journey with gifts that add a spark of wit and warmth to their 24/7 routine.
'We're making progress on my insomnia. My foot went to sleep last night.'
Dog Nightmares
'I never get a good night's sleep. Thank God for these office meetings!'
'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'
That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.
"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."
"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."
"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"
The Forever Stamp
"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"
Things that go beep in the night.
"I'm taking you off sleeping pills and putting you on Proust."
"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."
"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."
It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.
The afternoons are okay, it's at night that I can't sleep.
"When Van Gogh had insomnia he created masterpieces."
"My father said I was too big for my britches!"
Wide-awake.
Cats. All they do is eat and sleep. Truth is, they don't even do that well.
"When I can't sleep I don't count sheep I count my blessings."
"They were known as the tribe that didn't sleep."
"Sleep? No, I'm the anxiety fairy. How about a cuppa joe?"
Noah falls asleep by counting animal pairs.
"See how much better you look after a good nights sleep."
'Insomniacs Anonymous. Next meeting 3am,Tues.'
"This book put me to sleep—It was wonderful."
Insomniacs Anonymous - No Snoring
"Damn! I STILL can't sleep!"
Wheel of Sleep Misfortune
'Frank! Cut that out and get back to work!'
"But counting sheep makes me hungry."
"I was sleepless once, but it was in Omaha."
'I can't sleep, knowing that the increased cost of doing business is being passed on to me!'
Chronic Insomniac Gifts Collection
Chronic Insomniac Mugs
Discover more witty mugs designed for the insomniac in your life – perfect for late-night coffee or calming teas to ease the sleepless hours.
Chronic Insomniac Pillows
Find the perfect pillow to add comfort and humor to their sleepless nights, with designs that speak directly to insomniacs’ late-night energy.
Chronic Insomniac Prints
Brighten their living space with unique prints that celebrate the insomniac’s lifestyle, blending art and humor to create a welcoming atmosphere.
Chronic Insomniac T-Shirts
Explore our collection of fun and stylish t-shirts for night owls and insomniacs — ideal for those who embrace their creative, sleepless streaks.