Chronic Insomniac Pillows

'We're making progress on my insomnia. My foot went to sleep last night.'

'I never get a good night's sleep. Thank God for these office meetings!'

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

The Forever Stamp

"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"

"I'm taking you off sleeping pills and putting you on Proust."

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

The afternoons are okay, it's at night that I can't sleep.

"When Van Gogh had insomnia he created masterpieces."

"My father said I was too big for my britches!"

Wide-awake.

Cats. All they do is eat and sleep. Truth is, they don't even do that well.

"They were known as the tribe that didn't sleep."

"When I can't sleep I don't count sheep I count my blessings."

"Sleep? No, I'm the anxiety fairy. How about a cuppa joe?"

Noah falls asleep by counting animal pairs.

'Insomniacs Anonymous. Next meeting 3am,Tues.'

"This book put me to sleep—It was wonderful."

Insomniacs Anonymous - No Snoring

"See how much better you look after a good nights sleep."

'Frank! Cut that out and get back to work!'

"Damn! I STILL can't sleep!"

Wheel of Sleep Misfortune

"But counting sheep makes me hungry."

"I was sleepless once, but it was in Omaha."

'I can't sleep, knowing that the increased cost of doing business is being passed on to me!'

'Never, Ever...try to figure out the meaning of life in the middle of the night.'