Insomnia Fighter Pillows

Vegan Insomnia

"Can't you sleep either?"

Man counts jumping cloned sheep.

You snooze you lose.

"Hello dear- couldn't you sleep either?"

"The overthinker"

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

Noisy energy?

The Forever Stamp

"Clearly the patient's experiencing difficulty attaining the deep, final level of restful sleep."

"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"

Center For Sleep Deprivation

'zzz sleep.'

'Sure I sleep all day. She snores all night.'

'I couldn't sleep so I decided to do some on-line trading.'

"About that insomnia...have you tried counting billable hours?"

The afternoons are okay, it's at night that I can't sleep.

'The nurses tell me that you're having trouble sleeping, so I thought I'd try a sermon just to help.'

"Goodnight cerebellum, goodnight hippocampus, goodnight little neurons that jump to synapses, goodnight medulla, prefrontal cortex, with the pills that I take it won't be complex."

'There's an App for that.' Man and Disgruntled Dream Sheep.

"It would keep me awake all night, but I'm up for a game of coffee pong first thing in the morning."

'I can't sleep... Tell me about your day at the office again.'

"Well, the census results are out, but a footnote says that the sheep count is probably inaccurate as the auditors often found themselves getting drowsy..."

Cats. All they do is eat and sleep. Truth is, they don't even do that well.

'Insomnia, eh? -- Drink a glass of warm milk and watch some C-Span.'

"They were known as the tribe that didn't sleep."

"My nose whistling is keeping me awake all night."

Doctors to treat insomnia with sleep app rather than pills

'Of course I'm confused, I keep dreaming I'm an insomniac.'

"Sleep? No, I'm the anxiety fairy. How about a cuppa joe?"

'How can you sleep at night?'

Insomniyak: 'You gotta help me, Doc! I toss and turn all night!'

Sleeping artist has been painting picture of sheep.

"Please help me, doc! I can sleep at night!"

"Hey, honey — your sleeping is keeping me up."