Insomnia Fighter Prints

Vegan Insomnia

"Can't you sleep either?"

Man counts jumping cloned sheep.

You snooze you lose.

"Hello dear- couldn't you sleep either?"

Dog Nightmares

"The overthinker"

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

Noisy energy?

The Snooze Bar.

Day two of our series: America's sleeping pill addiction. My guest, pillhead Rudy Park. I'm not a pillhead. Come clean. Admit the obvious truth. What truth? Rush Limbaugh made you do it! A political pundit never misses an opportunity. You got hooked only after O'Reilly harassed you.

The Forever Stamp

"Clearly the patient's experiencing difficulty attaining the deep, final level of restful sleep."

'Sure I sleep all day. She snores all night.'

'zzz sleep.'

Center For Sleep Deprivation

"About that insomnia...have you tried counting billable hours?"

"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"

'I couldn't sleep so I decided to do some on-line trading.'

'The nurses tell me that you're having trouble sleeping, so I thought I'd try a sermon just to help.'

The afternoons are okay, it's at night that I can't sleep.

'I can't sleep... Tell me about your day at the office again.'

"It would keep me awake all night, but I'm up for a game of coffee pong first thing in the morning."

"Goodnight cerebellum, goodnight hippocampus, goodnight little neurons that jump to synapses, goodnight medulla, prefrontal cortex, with the pills that I take it won't be complex."

'There's an App for that.' Man and Disgruntled Dream Sheep.

"Well, the census results are out, but a footnote says that the sheep count is probably inaccurate as the auditors often found themselves getting drowsy..."

Cats. All they do is eat and sleep. Truth is, they don't even do that well.

"They were known as the tribe that didn't sleep."

"My nose whistling is keeping me awake all night."

Doctors to treat insomnia with sleep app rather than pills

'Of course I'm confused, I keep dreaming I'm an insomniac.'

'Insomnia, eh? -- Drink a glass of warm milk and watch some C-Span.'

"Sleep? No, I'm the anxiety fairy. How about a cuppa joe?"

'How can you sleep at night?'

Insomniyak: 'You gotta help me, Doc! I toss and turn all night!'