Insomnia Sufferer T-Shirts

"Well I can't sleep either Noah, but what did you expect? Wasn't this the whole point of the voyage?"

"The overthinker"

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

Noisy energy?

"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"

The Forever Stamp

"Clearly the patient's experiencing difficulty attaining the deep, final level of restful sleep."

'I couldn't sleep so I decided to do some on-line trading.'

'zzz sleep.'

Center For Sleep Deprivation

"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

Man has a dream about a clumsy sheep.

'Sure I sleep all day. She snores all night.'

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

'The nurses tell me that you're having trouble sleeping, so I thought I'd try a sermon just to help.'

The afternoons are okay, it's at night that I can't sleep.

Wide-awake.

'There's an App for that.' Man and Disgruntled Dream Sheep.

'I can't sleep... Tell me about your day at the office again.'

"It would keep me awake all night, but I'm up for a game of coffee pong first thing in the morning."

"Well, the census results are out, but a footnote says that the sheep count is probably inaccurate as the auditors often found themselves getting drowsy..."

Cats. All they do is eat and sleep. Truth is, they don't even do that well.

"Hello dear- couldn't you sleep either?"

Doctors to treat insomnia with sleep app rather than pills

'Of course I'm confused, I keep dreaming I'm an insomniac.'

"They were known as the tribe that didn't sleep."