Sleepless Warrior T-Shirts

"I'm going to give you something to help you sleep."

'It has had phenomenal growth and, for those involved, an atmosphere crawling with excitement. Congratulations, Hawkins, for heading our Bed Bug division.'

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

"I'm bored."

"They say yoga is good for insomnia."

"Knowing I have to get up in the morning is what keeps me up at night."

"Why do you go to bed so late?"

"Tomorrow we go back to the hospital and replace him with a quieter model!"

"The overthinker"

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

The Snooze Bar.

"First break since 2008."

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

Noisy energy?

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

The Dangers of Not Getting Enough Sleep...

"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"

'Pretty please stay asleep till the morning,'

"Alan had to work all night on his presentation....this is what 17 espressos does to him."

"Clearly the patient's experiencing difficulty attaining the deep, final level of restful sleep."

"So much for 'sleeping like a baby.'"

"I'll give you 15 minutes, no biting."

'Who gets up when the babies cries at night? The whole street!'

Try to hold your audience's attention when giving a presentation.

'I couldn't sleep so I decided to do some on-line trading.'

"These days, I'm mostly just legislating from the couch."

'...and that M'tud, concludes the case for the prosecution.'

"Are you ready for the working breakfast?"

"Oh no, I never replied to Theresa's email! And tomorrow I must call Steve.... What does Yara think of me?"

"It would keep me awake all night, but I'm up for a game of coffee pong first thing in the morning."

"Your 2 am is here."

There Are Two Rules to Baby Club......

'There's an App for that.' Man and Disgruntled Dream Sheep.

Toddler in the Bed: A Journey

Wide-awake.