Sleepless Warrior T-Shirts

"I'm going to give you something to help you sleep."

'It has had phenomenal growth and, for those involved, an atmosphere crawling with excitement. Congratulations, Hawkins, for heading our Bed Bug division.'

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

"I'm bored."

"They say yoga is good for insomnia."

"Knowing I have to get up in the morning is what keeps me up at night."

"Why do you go to bed so late?"

"Tomorrow we go back to the hospital and replace him with a quieter model!"

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"The overthinker"

"First break since 2008."

Noisy energy?

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

"Alan had to work all night on his presentation....this is what 17 espressos does to him."

"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"

'Pretty please stay asleep till the morning,'

"Clearly the patient's experiencing difficulty attaining the deep, final level of restful sleep."

"I'll give you 15 minutes, no biting."

"So much for 'sleeping like a baby.'"

'Who gets up when the babies cries at night? The whole street!'

Try to hold your audience's attention when giving a presentation.

'I couldn't sleep so I decided to do some on-line trading.'

"These days, I'm mostly just legislating from the couch."

'...and that M'tud, concludes the case for the prosecution.'

"Oh no, I never replied to Theresa's email! And tomorrow I must call Steve.... What does Yara think of me?"

"Are you ready for the working breakfast?"

'There's an App for that.' Man and Disgruntled Dream Sheep.

Toddler in the Bed: A Journey

"Your 2 am is here."

There Are Two Rules to Baby Club......

Wide-awake.

"It would keep me awake all night, but I'm up for a game of coffee pong first thing in the morning."

"Well, the census results are out, but a footnote says that the sheep count is probably inaccurate as the auditors often found themselves getting drowsy..."

'How's the new insomnia pill going?'