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"Are you ready for the working breakfast?"

Cat wakes up owner demanding to be fed.

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

Sheep Ledger

'I do need your bed, Mr. Davies, for me, I'm shattered after working twenty-six hours non stop.'

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Alarmistclock

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

"He's never up before eleven."

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

"First, go fix your head. You've got Hibernation Head."

'Because it'll put you to sleep. That's why I'm reading you the third quarter report.'

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

Sleepwalking to work.

I am coffee and I need more coffee

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

Early Night Club

"You're just run down."

"I'm going."

Actually, the Sandman's little brother, 'Boulder Boy' could get people asleep a whole lot quicker.

'I'd love you to come round, Samantha - but I'm sipping my cocoa all ready for sleepy bo-bos.'

'This may be the first day of the rest of my life, but I've decided to wait for the second day.'

'Hello, front desk? I'd like to leave a March wake-up call.'

'...and that M'tud, concludes the case for the prosecution.'

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