Sleepyhead Warrior Mugs

"Are you ready for the working breakfast?"

Cat wakes up owner demanding to be fed.

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

Sheep Ledger

'I do need your bed, Mr. Davies, for me, I'm shattered after working twenty-six hours non stop.'

Alarmistclock

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

The Dangers of Not Getting Enough Sleep...

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

"He's never up before eleven."

'Because it'll put you to sleep. That's why I'm reading you the third quarter report.'

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

It's Not Easy Being Ant Boy!

"First, go fix your head. You've got Hibernation Head."

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

Sleepwalking to work.

I am coffee and I need more coffee

'And then the Lord proclaimed, in a loud, thunderous voice...'

'I'd love you to come round, Samantha - but I'm sipping my cocoa all ready for sleepy bo-bos.'

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

Buzz. Go away. Buzz buzz. I'm up! The alarm clock always wants it more than you do.

Early Night Club

"I'm going."

"You're just run down."

Actually, the Sandman's little brother, 'Boulder Boy' could get people asleep a whole lot quicker.

'This may be the first day of the rest of my life, but I've decided to wait for the second day.'

'Hello, front desk? I'd like to leave a March wake-up call.'