Sleepyhead Golfer Mugs

"Your boss wants you in early for WHAT?"

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

Sheep Ledger

'I do need your bed, Mr. Davies, for me, I'm shattered after working twenty-six hours non stop.'

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Alarmistclock

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

"First, go fix your head. You've got Hibernation Head."

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

"He's never up before eleven."

'Because it'll put you to sleep. That's why I'm reading you the third quarter report.'

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

Sleepwalking to work.

I am coffee and I need more coffee

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

"You're just run down."

"I'm going."

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

'I'd love you to come round, Samantha - but I'm sipping my cocoa all ready for sleepy bo-bos.'

Early Night Club

'This may be the first day of the rest of my life, but I've decided to wait for the second day.'

Actually, the Sandman's little brother, 'Boulder Boy' could get people asleep a whole lot quicker.

'Hello, front desk? I'd like to leave a March wake-up call.'

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"Are you ready for the working breakfast?"