Sleepless Golfer Mugs

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

Sleepwalker on treadmill

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

Tired Barbie

"Alan had to work all night on his presentation....this is what 17 espressos does to him."

"Well don't snore - you'll frighten the fish!"

'He lived and died for golf.'

"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"

"I'll give you 15 minutes, no biting."

Man has a dream about a clumsy sheep.

"Oh no, I never replied to Theresa's email! And tomorrow I must call Steve.... What does Yara think of me?"

There Are Two Rules to Baby Club......

"Your boss wants you in early for WHAT?"

"Your 2 am is here."

"I'm going to give you something to help you sleep."

"They say yoga is good for insomnia."

"I'm bored."

"At least my putting has improved."

"Mommy is taking the nap that you refused to take."

"Tomorrow we go back to the hospital and replace him with a quieter model!"

"Yecch! How can something so sweet put out something so yucky?"

"Did he sleep through the night again?"

'It has had phenomenal growth and, for those involved, an atmosphere crawling with excitement. Congratulations, Hawkins, for heading our Bed Bug division.'

Let's see, that is one..two..three shots into the water.

"I know what you're thinking: 'Did he get six hours of sleep or only five?'"

"I'm guessing this is the first time Jack's had a chance to make par?"

'Settle down now and Daddy will take you for a nice ride.'

"I gotta tell you, doc, this insomnia has been wreaking havoc with my ability to leap tall buildings in a single bound."

Rings beneath your eyes mean that you have children.

'Why George, why?'

"Somewhere we must have strayed off the course."

"Getting her to sleep is like going to the opera. It takes place in stages, there's a lot of yelling, and by the end everyone's starting to nod off."

"I stay awake all night worrying about my insomnia, doctor!"