Sleepless Golfer T-Shirts

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

Sleepwalker on treadmill

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

Tired Barbie

"Well don't snore - you'll frighten the fish!"

"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"

'He lived and died for golf.'

"Alan had to work all night on his presentation....this is what 17 espressos does to him."

"I'll give you 15 minutes, no biting."

"Puffiness and dark circles under the eyes, sniffles, trouble sleeping, rashes...you don't have allergies...you have children."

Man has a dream about a clumsy sheep.

"Oh no, I never replied to Theresa's email! And tomorrow I must call Steve.... What does Yara think of me?"

There Are Two Rules to Baby Club......

"Your 2 am is here."

"Your boss wants you in early for WHAT?"

"I'm going to give you something to help you sleep."

"They say yoga is good for insomnia."

"I'm bored."

"Tomorrow we go back to the hospital and replace him with a quieter model!"

"Mommy is taking the nap that you refused to take."

"Yecch! How can something so sweet put out something so yucky?"

"Did he sleep through the night again?"

"At least my putting has improved."

'It has had phenomenal growth and, for those involved, an atmosphere crawling with excitement. Congratulations, Hawkins, for heading our Bed Bug division.'

"I know what you're thinking: 'Did he get six hours of sleep or only five?'"

Let's see, that is one..two..three shots into the water.

For a $50 payoff, Dwayne would agree not to follow a foursome around all 18 holes.

"I stay awake all night worrying about my insomnia, doctor!"

"Somewhere we must have strayed off the course."

"I'm guessing this is the first time Jack's had a chance to make par?"

'Settle down now and Daddy will take you for a nice ride.'

"I gotta tell you, doc, this insomnia has been wreaking havoc with my ability to leap tall buildings in a single bound."

Rings beneath your eyes mean that you have children.

'Why George, why?'