Rest Warrior Gifts

"I what way do you see your Chronic Fatigue Syndrome affect your job?"

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

Self help acupuncture

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

Three gates of hell: marriage counseling, investments, company meetings

'Well, well, well...'

Areas of the Body Where Stress Can Manifest

"Your contents have shifted."

Be Healthy

"Your bad cholesterol is trying to persuade your good cholesterol to switch sides."

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

Treat Dispensers for the Middle-Aged

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

Shrinks in heaven

"You're in perfect health and look half your age – I'm prescribing something to help you shut up about it."

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

Burnout Syndrome...

"Would you like me to give it to you straight or sugar-coated?"

'What are you eating now?'

'You've still got the right stuff, only now it's in the wrong places.'

Making healthy substitutions at mealtime

Healthy living has added years to Melvin's life.

Took On Too Much

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

'Mom, do I have to hold my plank through desert, too?'

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

"Look! A dying brain cell! Maybe we should help!...."

'As a matter of fact, I have the heart of a 30-year-old woman.'