Relaxation Warrior Gifts

'Try to relax.'

Thank You For Not Asking If I's enjoying My First Vacation in 20 Years.

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

Self help acupuncture

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

'Well, well, well...'

"Your contents have shifted."

Be Healthy

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

"Your bad cholesterol is trying to persuade your good cholesterol to switch sides."

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Hiding the electronics.

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Taking it easy

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

Mr. Punch in Venice

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Unguided imagery

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

Treat Dispensers for the Middle-Aged