Resting Warrior Gifts

Gladstone's Retirement

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

La Table

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

"First break since 2008."

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

Mod Kwan Doh

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

"Oh, I'm fine. I just had to take a personal day to recharge my batteries."

"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"

The Dangers of Not Getting Enough Sleep...

"Do you want to order in or wither and die?"

"Alan had to work all night on his presentation....this is what 17 espressos does to him."

Couch Potatoes

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

Militant Pacifists

"I'll give you 15 minutes, no biting."

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

Burn out

'The only game my Dad knows is playing possum.'

Thank You For Not Asking If I's enjoying My First Vacation in 20 Years.

But MOM! It's no fair being sick on a Saturday! Can't I take a rain check and be sick on Monday?

It's called "taking a nap," Lance, and no, I don't want to see any Rorschach inkblots.

'Thank God, no tasers in my day!'

"You're stealing the blanket."

'What's in going to be, a nip or a nap.'

'...and that M'tud, concludes the case for the prosecution.'

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

'And try to get as much rest as you can...'

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'

Toddler in the Bed: A Journey

'Lost in the Jungle I found this Buddhist retreat...'

Siesta-time