Resting Warrior Gifts

Gladstone's Retirement

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

La Table

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

"First break since 2008."

Mod Kwan Doh

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

"Oh, I'm fine. I just had to take a personal day to recharge my batteries."

"Do you want to order in or wither and die?"

"Alan had to work all night on his presentation....this is what 17 espressos does to him."

"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"

Couch Potatoes

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

Militant Pacifists

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

"I'll give you 15 minutes, no biting."

Burn out

Thank You For Not Asking If I's enjoying My First Vacation in 20 Years.

'The only game my Dad knows is playing possum.'

But MOM! It's no fair being sick on a Saturday! Can't I take a rain check and be sick on Monday?

'What's in going to be, a nip or a nap.'

"You're stealing the blanket."

'Thank God, no tasers in my day!'

'...and that M'tud, concludes the case for the prosecution.'

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

'And try to get as much rest as you can...'

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'

"The doctor will see you in a week - if you could still be ill a week on Wednesday."

'Lost in the Jungle I found this Buddhist retreat...'

"Maureen, A pillow."

Siesta-time