Quiet Warrior Gifts

"Please scream inside your heart"

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

Hush puppy.

Crowded Ice Fishing

"Indeed - you're Mr. Gurkenman! After all the 200m meetings I remembered you much smaller!"

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

Militant Pacifists

'Thank God, no tasers in my day!'

'My bike is so loud I couldn't hear my tunes.'

"I know nobody here works with each other, but it seems like morale is down."

"I'm sorry, but you can not wear noise protection when teaching your music classes.".

Never being able to think of the right thing to say at the right time phobia.

'Lost in the Jungle I found this Buddhist retreat...'

"The doctor will see you in a week - if you could still be ill a week on Wednesday."

Tai Chi vs. Chai Tea

"What?" "I SAID TURN THE MUSIC DOWN!"

Calm in the Face of Chaos

"She's in her happy place again."

It is the primitive joy of hunting wild creatures.

"Namaste! The divinity in me versus the divinity in you!"

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it — who cares?!"

'He's a man of few words. Words to the editor not included.'

"Can we get some more nicotine patches, pal?"

Large Print Librarian.

'I said you can't touch me - it's my religion.'

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"

'Do you have anything on obtrusive personality disorder?'

"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."

"They're slowly adapting to the open-office concept."

'Nice job, Harold, you finally found me a nice quiet nesting place.'

Free Little Library

"He got laid off six months ago. Been pounding the pavement ever since."

Gladstone's Retirement