Quiet Warrior Pillows

"Please scream inside your heart"

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

Hush puppy.

Crowded Ice Fishing

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

"Indeed - you're Mr. Gurkenman! After all the 200m meetings I remembered you much smaller!"

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

Militant Pacifists

'Thank God, no tasers in my day!'

'My bike is so loud I couldn't hear my tunes.'

"I'm sorry, but you can not wear noise protection when teaching your music classes.".

"I know nobody here works with each other, but it seems like morale is down."

Never being able to think of the right thing to say at the right time phobia.

'Lost in the Jungle I found this Buddhist retreat...'

"The doctor will see you in a week - if you could still be ill a week on Wednesday."

Tai Chi vs. Chai Tea

"What?" "I SAID TURN THE MUSIC DOWN!"

"She's in her happy place again."

Calm in the Face of Chaos

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it — who cares?!"

It is the primitive joy of hunting wild creatures.

"Namaste! The divinity in me versus the divinity in you!"

"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."

'He's a man of few words. Words to the editor not included.'

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"

"Can we get some more nicotine patches, pal?"

'Do you have anything on obtrusive personality disorder?'

If a tweet is sent out and no one signs up to read it, does it exist? Happens millions of times a day.

'I said you can't touch me - it's my religion.'

Large Print Librarian.

"They're slowly adapting to the open-office concept."

'Nice job, Harold, you finally found me a nice quiet nesting place.'

Free Little Library

It's so quiet here, now that the goldfish is gone.