Waiting Warrior Pillows

'Behold, Fang, 'The Couch of Lost Souls'.'

Darn it, why do I always pick the slowest line? Hell.

Why do medical test results always come back on a Monday so we have to wait through the whole weekend to get our life-and-death results? You've signed a mouthful.

"The doctor will see you in a week - if you could still be ill a week on Wednesday."

Dr. Godot's waiting room.

La Table

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

Late BroomStick

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

Waiting for Pants

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

'I suppose the word 'patient' is used because that's what you have to be!'

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

'You think you have it rough. Try organizing a waiting room.'

"Why did we get a Cheetah? They need so much walking."

"The doctor says Tia Carmen is resting now...he's encouraging all family visitors to go home. We'll see you back here tomorrow."

"Now we're really in trouble!!! It's the Power Walking Dead!!!"

"Coffee?! After 20 minutes of waiting, I'm FULLY awake without one."

A "Park and Walk" near New York City.

'You're too aggressive.'

The interminable!

'This is taking longer than my stay in hospital!'

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

'I'll take #1.'

'No, officer, I'm not a homeless beggar. I'm just waiting on my wife while she's shopping.'

'Aunt Joan and Uncle Wally took Luci to the emergency room.'

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

'Tell the doctor I'll be with him in another page and a half.'

"The lines are a bit slow today...so here's something to help pass the time!"

"The cat's sleeping." "She's so comfy." "If I move I'll wake her up." "The phone is ringing... They'll call back later." "I'm hungry... But it'll pass." "Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"You are number 6 in queue for a song that will get stuck in your head for the rest of the day."

"Well, if you want my blood pressure lower don't keep waiting two hours to see you."