Whispering Warrior Gifts

"Everyone has a good word for her."

Ban on Free Speech

Wolf Karaoke

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

"Wow, listen to that: "Do you have a pioneer spirit? Wolves needed for reintroduction into European National Parks"..."

'Social media makes things so much easier to be a gossip."

"At first I was a bit worried about the comeback of wolves in Europe. But I must admit that they had adapted well to living together with humans!"

Alcoholics Anonymous - 'Nowadays every bottle seems to say 'drink me'.'

"I said, the brewery has rather overdone the ambiance in here..."

If you think that's good, you should see the Pork Sabre!

Censorship is killing free society.

'This morning a rumor that we would buy the Arpex Corp drove our stock up $3. Around noon a rumor that Arpex would buy us drove it up another $3. And in the afternoon a rumor that wo have nothing to do with Arpex drove it up $3 more.'

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

'My bike is so loud I couldn't hear my tunes.'

"Let's raise it as one of our pack. That way we can be sure it grows up to be a fierce environmentalist."

Welcome Sufferers of Stage Fright

"The doctor will see you in a week - if you could still be ill a week on Wednesday."

"I'm sorry, but you can not wear noise protection when teaching your music classes.".

'The poll results are clear Sir: Your days as the Alpha Male are numbered...'

'I'm struggling with Empty Pouch Syndrome.'

"What?" "I SAID TURN THE MUSIC DOWN!"

'No slapping, Wilson! We don't start full-contact drills until tomorrow!'

"Don't use that howl language with me!"

Cr�che Seige

"They're slowly adapting to the open-office concept."

'My guess is, you might be running the jets too high...'

'I've found Mowgli on Facebook.'

The wolves' annual convention had barely started when Betty began to heckle the speaker.

"O.K., I'm ready. You can let it go."

"No you can't take Timmy howling at the moon tonight: It's a school-night!"

"Well, you call it note-passing and whispering. We call it networking."

'Down to 43 hit points? ?have you been fighting again?'

Sharp Tongue.

'Don't worry, I'm just marking my territory.'