Whispering Warrior T-Shirts

"Everyone has a good word for her."

Ban on Free Speech

Wolf Karaoke

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

'Social media makes things so much easier to be a gossip."

"At first I was a bit worried about the comeback of wolves in Europe. But I must admit that they had adapted well to living together with humans!"

"Wow, listen to that: "Do you have a pioneer spirit? Wolves needed for reintroduction into European National Parks"..."

Alcoholics Anonymous - 'Nowadays every bottle seems to say 'drink me'.'

"I said, the brewery has rather overdone the ambiance in here..."

'This morning a rumor that we would buy the Arpex Corp drove our stock up $3. Around noon a rumor that Arpex would buy us drove it up another $3. And in the afternoon a rumor that wo have nothing to do with Arpex drove it up $3 more.'

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

If you think that's good, you should see the Pork Sabre!

Censorship is killing free society.

'My bike is so loud I couldn't hear my tunes.'

"Let's raise it as one of our pack. That way we can be sure it grows up to be a fierce environmentalist."

"The doctor will see you in a week - if you could still be ill a week on Wednesday."

"I'm sorry, but you can not wear noise protection when teaching your music classes.".

'The poll results are clear Sir: Your days as the Alpha Male are numbered...'

'I'm struggling with Empty Pouch Syndrome.'

"What?" "I SAID TURN THE MUSIC DOWN!"

"Don't use that howl language with me!"

Cr�che Seige

'No slapping, Wilson! We don't start full-contact drills until tomorrow!'

"They're slowly adapting to the open-office concept."

'My guess is, you might be running the jets too high...'

'I've found Mowgli on Facebook.'

The wolves' annual convention had barely started when Betty began to heckle the speaker.

"O.K., I'm ready. You can let it go."

"No you can't take Timmy howling at the moon tonight: It's a school-night!"

'Down to 43 hit points? ?have you been fighting again?'

"Well, you call it note-passing and whispering. We call it networking."

Sharp Tongue.

'Don't worry, I'm just marking my territory.'

Dr. Godot's waiting room.