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"Holding superstar quarterback accountable—token penalty after the kickoff."

Tired of substitute officials screwing up NFL games? Hire some retired classroom teachers.

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

'No slapping, Wilson! We don't start full-contact drills until tomorrow!'

'What'yo mean, you refuse to take a hike?'

Ban on Free Speech

Future garbage truck driver.

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

Coronavirus Windmills

'I never knew baking was such a violent activity. You have to beat the eggs, whip the cream, and mash the nuts.'

"Blowing the whistle is perfect for a sports bar to let its patrons know that Happy Hour is over."

'This one is very effective. It sounds just like a can opener.'

'How am I supposed to meditate with your nose whistling?'

Censorship is killing free society.

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

"Upon further review, the receiver did not establish a meaningful and personal relationship with the football, therefore it is ruled an incomplete pass."

'My bike is so loud I couldn't hear my tunes.'

'The Ref gave out 4 yellow cards, 2 reds and 7 Valentine cards.'

Football Blockers.

'Ref!!'

Justice for a heckler.

"I'm sorry, but you can not wear noise protection when teaching your music classes.".

'There really is no need for confusion. Rule 10, section 5, article a, subsection 3, exception 4 quite clearly states ... '

"What?" "I SAID TURN THE MUSIC DOWN!"

Referee

'Timeout! ... Coaching change.'

Arsene Wenger

'Uh-oh. That's the 'special' whistle. ... This is going to be a major penalty.'

Don Quichotte's shadow

Cat boxer

"They're slowly adapting to the open-office concept."

'And this is Mr Proctor, he manages the hospitals whistleblowing support team.'

'It's a special whistle only basketball players can hear that renders them immediately compliant.'

'He found a dog whistle.'

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