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'Nothing worse than a fussy ref!' (Football referee matching cards with colour chart).

Football Blockers.

"Upon further review, the receiver did not establish a meaningful and personal relationship with the football, therefore it is ruled an incomplete pass."

"I got it from the phys ed teacher. It's a wonderful teaching tool."

Referee

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

The Art Student.

Artist and Musician

Just call me Picasso!

Raphael

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

"Judging by the number of 'Polar Bear in snowstorm' paintings the class seems apprehensive using color."

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

"Blowing the whistle is perfect for a sports bar to let its patrons know that Happy Hour is over."

"Billy is turning out to be quite the little artist."

Woman reads Nigella Lawson cook book: 'Add butter to the mixture, remembering to moisten your lips ... whisk for three to four minutes, pouting throughout ...'

"Welcome to the brave new corporate gulag, Hank. The dissenting wheel always gets the shrink!"

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

'How am I supposed to meditate with your nose whistling?'

Two New Paintbrushes

'This one is very effective. It sounds just like a can opener.'

I'm color blind, please help.

Two men creating themselves with a pencil and paintbrush.

"I spent locked out including my painting."

'The Ref gave out 4 yellow cards, 2 reds and 7 Valentine cards.'

Henri Matisse

'Ref!!'

'There really is no need for confusion. Rule 10, section 5, article a, subsection 3, exception 4 quite clearly states ... '

"You don't like my new whistle?"

'Uh-oh. That's the 'special' whistle. ... This is going to be a major penalty.'

Arsene Wenger

Actualities - The last week before the Picture Gallery opens. - Chorus: 'Courage! To Work! The Friends are always there!'

"Less panting, and more painting!"