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Refereeing Stages.

Football Referee Standing On Large Whistle

'Ref!!'

John loves the results of his new Turbo Referee Whistle.

'He found a dog whistle.'

Blind Referee

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

'Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!'

"Blowing the whistle is perfect for a sports bar to let its patrons know that Happy Hour is over."

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

'Don't you ever get tired of all the whispering?'

'This one is very effective. It sounds just like a can opener.'

"Upon further review, the receiver did not establish a meaningful and personal relationship with the football, therefore it is ruled an incomplete pass."

Football Blockers.

"You know how to whistle don't you Steve, you just put your lips together and blow. . . but I wouldn't recommend it."

'There really is no need for confusion. Rule 10, section 5, article a, subsection 3, exception 4 quite clearly states ... '

"You don't like my new whistle?"

Large Whist Party in Small Room

Referee

'No slapping, Wilson! We don't start full-contact drills until tomorrow!'

Julen Lopetegui Agote

'It's a special whistle only basketball players can hear that renders them immediately compliant.'

"You idiot. That’s the dog whistle — where’s the mouse whistle?!"

Edward Snowden wasn't here.

The marriage of Snowden and Maduro?

Barack Obama with a listening medal.

'The game's starting to get a bit niggly!'

'You can have asylum, but you have to reveal all of the government's toy building secrets...'

"The gravy train at platform 2 will be calling at all stations to Westminster."

Karsai funded by the CIA.

"I got it from the phys ed teacher. It's a wonderful teaching tool."

"Holding superstar quarterback accountable—token penalty after the kickoff."

Whistles

"Psst - Evening News."