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"Psst - Evening News."

'Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!'

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

Inclusive speech

What's normal?

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"Now that I can talk, here's my speaking fee."

"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

Tonight: Town Hall Meeting. With free speech, sometimes I think that you get what you pay for!

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

A. Lincoln, President. The "of the people, by the people, for the people" part is great, Abe, but the "people who need people" section may be overkill.

'I've never seen anyone lip-sync a speech before.'

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

'I'll try to keep my remarks brief.'

William Pitt the Elder

The best relationships are silent.

"Blowing the whistle is perfect for a sports bar to let its patrons know that Happy Hour is over."

Dove of Peace and Free Speech

1874 - Winston Churchill was born at Blenheim palace

"I would like to thank all the big and little and in between people."

Climate Conference. I'm glad you enjoyed my speech, but please don't call it the "high-water mark."

Orator translates in many languages.

'Give you liberty or give you death? That's easy for you to say. You have nine lives.'

"I said, the brewery has rather overdone the ambiance in here..."

"I'd like to thank my mum..."

Sparky was always terrified of public speaking

'Just my luck, a talking dog with a stutter.'

'He'll be really p****d if he doesn't get nominated for an award this year.'

Donald Trump