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A Born Politician

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

'And now I would like to depart from my prepared text...'

"My platform can be summarized in a single word: Leadership!"

For More Effective Presentations Avoid Excessive Bullet Points.

Man on a soap box spouting bubbles

'You ssspeak funny! How come you don't have a lisssp?'

'This is not show and tell Billy...'

The wolves' annual convention had barely started when Betty began to heckle the speaker.

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How to tell when your presentation needs a little fine tuning.

Campaign rally.

Orator translates in many languages.

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

'And the record proves my mistakes are as valid today as they were when I first made them.'

'Did you teach him to speak?'

'Due to intellectual property concerns, I refuse to answer any questions.'

"And since when is loyalty a bad word?"

'Give you liberty or give you death? That's easy for you to say. You have nine lives.'

'Make my speech so ambiguous it doesn't matter what they take out of context!'

'Unaccustomed as I am, to public speaking...'

"Our next speaker looked into the abyss and made a few notes."

"The President wants a calm, measured, evenhanded speech that kicks some serious butt."

"My fellow-investors..."

"Place your left hand on the Bible, raise your right hand, and repeat after me, 'Wow, I can't believe this is happening to me.'"

"I'd like to take a moment to define what I mean by 'defining moment.'"

"If elected, I promise to fetch, beg and roll over."

GEORGE

Mr Micawber Delivers some Valedictory Remarks

'I'm taking you in for inciting to riot.'

'And I say, if pies were outlawed, only outlaws would have pies!'

Sparky was always terrified of public speaking

History has long forgotten the rest of the speech.

'Goodbye, good luck and good riddance.'

'I shouldn't worry, apparently it's a very common complaint within your demographic.'