Speech Enthusiast Gifts

A Born Politician

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

'And now I would like to depart from my prepared text...'

"My platform can be summarized in a single word: Leadership!"

For More Effective Presentations Avoid Excessive Bullet Points.

Man on a soap box spouting bubbles

'This is not show and tell Billy...'

'You ssspeak funny! How come you don't have a lisssp?'

The wolves' annual convention had barely started when Betty began to heckle the speaker.

Debate Club Note

How to tell when your presentation needs a little fine tuning.

Campaign rally.

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

Orator translates in many languages.

'And the record proves my mistakes are as valid today as they were when I first made them.'

'Due to intellectual property concerns, I refuse to answer any questions.'

'Did you teach him to speak?'

'Make my speech so ambiguous it doesn't matter what they take out of context!'

"And since when is loyalty a bad word?"

'Give you liberty or give you death? That's easy for you to say. You have nine lives.'

'Unaccustomed as I am, to public speaking...'

'Really, this award has come as a great surprise...'

'And I say, if pies were outlawed, only outlaws would have pies!'

'Goodbye, good luck and good riddance.'

GEORGE

"I'd like to take a moment to define what I mean by 'defining moment.'"

'I'll try to keep my remarks brief.'

'I shouldn't worry, apparently it's a very common complaint within your demographic.'

"If elected, I promise to fetch, beg and roll over."

'Lie.'

"Place your left hand on the Bible, raise your right hand, and repeat after me, 'Wow, I can't believe this is happening to me.'"

Man with Never-Ending Speech

"My fellow-investors..."

"Our next speaker looked into the abyss and made a few notes."

History would be rewritten.