Speechmaking Enthusiast Gifts

Time for speeches

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

Inclusive speech

What's normal?

Changing Minds

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."

"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

"It is now that moment when a close family member tries to speak of the deceased without choking up."

'I've never seen anyone lip-sync a speech before.'

'Sir, you inaugural speech is simply wonderful. I would just suggest you say 'dear employees' instead of 'hey, you bunch of lousy slaves'.'

"A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something."

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

"Do your thing, Phil...lull them into submission."

1874 - Winston Churchill was born at Blenheim palace

'Vote for me because my Super PAC raised lots more money than my opponent's Super PAC.'

"I would like to thank all the big and little and in between people."

William Pitt the Elder

Dove of Peace and Free Speech

Orator translates in many languages.

'Give you liberty or give you death? That's easy for you to say. You have nine lives.'

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

'Now that we've learned to talk, we can have FOCUS GROUPS!'

"He sounds authentic. That gets my vote."

Sparky was always terrified of public speaking