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(Ahem) Dear Patrons, an announcement: My new collection of spoken-word poetry drops next week. Three hours of rhythmic wisdom accompanied by the constant sound of an iMac booting up … and I'm about to treat you all to a free sneak preview. Get back to work. AHEM ...
"Can I borrow the car keys?"
"Ironically, this is the living room."
"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."
"Staff support"
"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."
"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."
Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'
Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."
"It's OK, I'm preordained."
Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!
"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."
Inclusive speech
What's normal?
'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'
"‘Extra vile old ox’? No, sir – it stands for ‘extra virgin olive oil.’"
Punt Cake
What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?
Please Drove Carefully.
'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'
Smith Academy. A Tradition of Excellense.
"Out damn Spot
"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."
'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'
"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"
Wishing Well, Wishing Good.
Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.
"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."
"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."
Censors 'no' a good thing when they see it.
"Privates Beach"
Wordplay: In The Bag.
"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."
AA Meeting Here Today
"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"
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