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'Now that we've learned to talk, we can have FOCUS GROUPS!'

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

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'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

Changing Minds

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."

"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."

MLK

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

Shell Fire

Learn to Be a Critic In The Privacy Of Your Own Home With The Apex Correspondence School Of Criticism!

When a speaker says '...to make a long story short,' you've already been there 3 hours.

How I Spent My Summer Vacation: Page One

'The inaugural address? It's sort of like an opening monologue.'

'I've never seen anyone lip-sync a speech before.'

'Sir, you inaugural speech is simply wonderful. I would just suggest you say 'dear employees' instead of 'hey, you bunch of lousy slaves'.'

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

Business coach hiding in speach desk.