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"Thank you, Phillips, but I think this graph makes my point without the aid of a slide whistle."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

Swinging

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

Swing

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

'Where's my horse?'

"Blowing the whistle is perfect for a sports bar to let its patrons know that Happy Hour is over."

A bride and a groom on a swing

Automatic swing machine

Stone henge swing.

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

Emergency Slide Height Limit.

'This one is very effective. It sounds just like a can opener.'

How the bones got into the Le Brea Tar Pits

Caution wet floors. . . Caution DRY ceilings.

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

Golf

"Another successful year!"

'Ref!!'

Golfers lost on the road

"This is where I come to unwind."

'There really is no need for confusion. Rule 10, section 5, article a, subsection 3, exception 4 quite clearly states ... '

Health & Safety Official Tester.

'Too steep, eh Earl?'

Time Tree

"Relax and enjoy the game! Relax and enjoy the game!..."

"Do you ever think of getting married?"