Slide Whistle Enthusiast Pillows

"Thank you, Phillips, but I think this graph makes my point without the aid of a slide whistle."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

Swinging

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

Swing

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

'Where's my horse?'

The inventor of the Slip 'n Slide becomes a father.

"Blowing the whistle is perfect for a sports bar to let its patrons know that Happy Hour is over."

Automatic swing machine

A bride and a groom on a swing

Stone henge swing.

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

'This one is very effective. It sounds just like a can opener.'

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

'Let's give it a whirl. Swing is back!'

Emergency Slide Height Limit.

Caution wet floors. . . Caution DRY ceilings.

How the bones got into the Le Brea Tar Pits

Golfers lost on the road

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

'Ref!!'

Golf

"This is where I come to unwind."

"Another successful year!"

'There really is no need for confusion. Rule 10, section 5, article a, subsection 3, exception 4 quite clearly states ... '

Health & Safety Official Tester.

'Too steep, eh Earl?'

Time Tree

"Do you ever think of getting married?"