Slide Enthusiast Pillows

'I wonder if he's going to throw in a few pathology slides to break the monotomy.'

'Too steep, eh Earl?'

Freudian slide

Business Slides.

"Hot sun, metal slide . . . not a good combination!"

The thrill of sliding safely into third on astroturf...the agony of your pants not doing it with you.

Glissando!

"Another successful year!"

"No, you don't log onto it. You get on it."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

Swinging

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

Swing

Office Park

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

'Where's my horse?'

Automatic swing machine

A bride and a groom on a swing

Stone henge swing.

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

Emergency Slide Height Limit.

How the bones got into the Le Brea Tar Pits

Caution wet floors. . . Caution DRY ceilings.

"Now go out there and give not just a good powerpoint presentation, but a great powerpoint presentation!!"

Golfers lost on the road

Golf

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

"This is where I come to unwind."

Health & Safety Official Tester.

Extreme Bowling.

"Do you ever think of getting married?"

"Relax and enjoy the game! Relax and enjoy the game!..."

"Great first glide son! Oh, by the way, remind me to teach you how to land tomorrow..."