Whistle Wielder Pillows

'Nothing worse than a fussy ref!' (Football referee matching cards with colour chart).

Football Blockers.

"Upon further review, the receiver did not establish a meaningful and personal relationship with the football, therefore it is ruled an incomplete pass."

"I got it from the phys ed teacher. It's a wonderful teaching tool."

Referee

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

The Art Student.

Artist and Musician

Just call me Picasso!

Raphael

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

"Judging by the number of 'Polar Bear in snowstorm' paintings the class seems apprehensive using color."

"Billy is turning out to be quite the little artist."

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

"Blowing the whistle is perfect for a sports bar to let its patrons know that Happy Hour is over."

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

"Welcome to the brave new corporate gulag, Hank. The dissenting wheel always gets the shrink!"

'This one is very effective. It sounds just like a can opener.'

'How am I supposed to meditate with your nose whistling?'

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

I'm color blind, please help.

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

'The Ref gave out 4 yellow cards, 2 reds and 7 Valentine cards.'

Two men creating themselves with a pencil and paintbrush.

Henri Matisse

"I spent locked out including my painting."

'Ref!!'

'There really is no need for confusion. Rule 10, section 5, article a, subsection 3, exception 4 quite clearly states ... '

"You don't like my new whistle?"

'Uh-oh. That's the 'special' whistle. ... This is going to be a major penalty.'

'No slapping, Wilson! We don't start full-contact drills until tomorrow!'

'Timeout! ... Coaching change.'

"Less panting, and more painting!"

Fred N. Smith: Bureaucrat, Public Servant, Whistle-Blower.

Actualities - The last week before the Picture Gallery opens. - Chorus: 'Courage! To Work! The Friends are always there!'