Whistle Master Pillows

"Alright, a yellow will stop him doing it again, but so would a b----y RED!"

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

"I accidentally shredded an important document, so I'm trying to piece it back together. It should only take a few years."

"Blowing the whistle is perfect for a sports bar to let its patrons know that Happy Hour is over."

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

"Welcome to the brave new corporate gulag, Hank. The dissenting wheel always gets the shrink!"

"Upon further review, the receiver did not establish a meaningful and personal relationship with the football, therefore it is ruled an incomplete pass."

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

'How am I supposed to meditate with your nose whistling?'

'I hate to tell you... it's not 'amber waves of gain'.'

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

'This one is very effective. It sounds just like a can opener.'

"Whoa, too much information!"

'Ref!!'

Clancy: Around here we call that progress!

'It hasn't been a complete failure - we've learned volumes about falling.'

'The Ref gave out 4 yellow cards, 2 reds and 7 Valentine cards.'

Football Blockers.

'... And now I shall pass you over to tonight's speaker who will give a brief summary of my introduction.'

"You don't like my new whistle?"

Referee

'Uh-oh. That's the 'special' whistle. ... This is going to be a major penalty.'

"I am reminded of a morbidly depressing anecdote. . ."

'Timeout! ... Coaching change.'

'No slapping, Wilson! We don't start full-contact drills until tomorrow!'

Arsene Wenger

Fred N. Smith: Bureaucrat, Public Servant, Whistle-Blower.

'I love the mornings...'

"You idiot. That’s the dog whistle — where’s the mouse whistle?!"

'It's a special whistle only basketball players can hear that renders them immediately compliant.'

Julen Lopetegui Agote

'He found a dog whistle.'

'The following speaker was scheduled to give his talk last week, but needed more time to prepare his impromptu speech.'

'The game's starting to get a bit niggly!'