Whistle Waver Pillows

'Timeout! ... Coaching change.'

Arsene Wenger

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

"Beware of Don"

Vendor selling testosterone.

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Cat Zoom Meeting

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

"I think I blew the promotion when I started doing some personal hygiene grooming during the interview."

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Trust me, come low tide everyone will want these seats."

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

Cat plays a golf shot from a litter box.

"Blowing the whistle is perfect for a sports bar to let its patrons know that Happy Hour is over."

Woman reads Nigella Lawson cook book: 'Add butter to the mixture, remembering to moisten your lips ... whisk for three to four minutes, pouting throughout ...'

"Welcome to the brave new corporate gulag, Hank. The dissenting wheel always gets the shrink!"

Cat Lover's Leap.

'Bruce! 'ow many times must I tell 'ya? Only one wave of the bloomin' terroir flag over the fruit!'

Canadians celebrate first Olympic gold medal.

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

'How am I supposed to meditate with your nose whistling?'

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

'This one is very effective. It sounds just like a can opener.'

"Upon further review, the receiver did not establish a meaningful and personal relationship with the football, therefore it is ruled an incomplete pass."

'Delusions are a common symptom of World Cup fever.'

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!