Whistle Waver Gifts

'Timeout! ... Coaching change.'

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

Vendor selling testosterone.

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

"Beware of Don"

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Cat Zoom Meeting

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"I think I blew the promotion when I started doing some personal hygiene grooming during the interview."

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Trust me, come low tide everyone will want these seats."

"Blowing the whistle is perfect for a sports bar to let its patrons know that Happy Hour is over."

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

"Welcome to the brave new corporate gulag, Hank. The dissenting wheel always gets the shrink!"

Cat Lover's Leap.

'Bruce! 'ow many times must I tell 'ya? Only one wave of the bloomin' terroir flag over the fruit!'

'How am I supposed to meditate with your nose whistling?'

Canadians celebrate first Olympic gold medal.

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

'This one is very effective. It sounds just like a can opener.'

"Upon further review, the receiver did not establish a meaningful and personal relationship with the football, therefore it is ruled an incomplete pass."

"Hello? I`d like to report a missing person..."

'Ref!!'

Puppy and Kitten.