Whistles Gifts

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

"Blowing the whistle is perfect for a sports bar to let its patrons know that Happy Hour is over."

"Welcome to the brave new corporate gulag, Hank. The dissenting wheel always gets the shrink!"

"Upon further review, the receiver did not establish a meaningful and personal relationship with the football, therefore it is ruled an incomplete pass."

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

'This one is very effective. It sounds just like a can opener.'

"She doesn’t fetch or roll over or anything really, but she’s a terrific whistler."

Football Blockers.

'Ref!!'

"You don't like my new whistle?"

"Do you mind?"

Fred N. Smith: Bureaucrat, Public Servant, Whistle-Blower.

Referee

'Timeout! ... Coaching change.'

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

'Because it's the only thing that still whistles at me. That's why I keep it.'

Julen Lopetegui Agote

"You idiot. That’s the dog whistle — where’s the mouse whistle?!"

'I love the mornings...'

'He found a dog whistle.'

'It's a special whistle only basketball players can hear that renders them immediately compliant.'

"What's up? It's been aeons since you last whistled 'Old Buttermilk Sky.' "

Whistles

Blind Referee

'For goodness sake, stop whistling while you work.' - 'I wasn't working, only whistling.'

"I got it from the phys ed teacher. It's a wonderful teaching tool."

'Nothing worse than a fussy ref!' (Football referee matching cards with colour chart).

John loves the results of his new Turbo Referee Whistle.

'Nope, still can't whistle.'

Neat Trick.

'Good gracious Henry, it's not necessary to that every time he whistles the national anthem!'

'Don't worry. The first 30 years of refereeing are the hardest.'