Whistles Gifts

Testing dog whistles.

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

Boy whistling at crackers.

"Blowing the whistle is perfect for a sports bar to let its patrons know that Happy Hour is over."

Woman reads Nigella Lawson cook book: 'Add butter to the mixture, remembering to moisten your lips ... whisk for three to four minutes, pouting throughout ...'

"Welcome to the brave new corporate gulag, Hank. The dissenting wheel always gets the shrink!"

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

"Upon further review, the receiver did not establish a meaningful and personal relationship with the football, therefore it is ruled an incomplete pass."

'This one is very effective. It sounds just like a can opener.'

"She doesn’t fetch or roll over or anything really, but she’s a terrific whistler."

'Ref!!'

Football Blockers.

"You don't like my new whistle?"

Referee

"Do you mind?"

Arsene Wenger

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

Fred N. Smith: Bureaucrat, Public Servant, Whistle-Blower.

'Timeout! ... Coaching change.'

'Because it's the only thing that still whistles at me. That's why I keep it.'

"You idiot. That’s the dog whistle — where’s the mouse whistle?!"

'I love the mornings...'

Julen Lopetegui Agote

'He found a dog whistle.'

'It's a special whistle only basketball players can hear that renders them immediately compliant.'

Whistles

'For goodness sake, stop whistling while you work.' - 'I wasn't working, only whistling.'

Blind Referee

"I got it from the phys ed teacher. It's a wonderful teaching tool."

"What's up? It's been aeons since you last whistled 'Old Buttermilk Sky.' "

'Nothing worse than a fussy ref!' (Football referee matching cards with colour chart).

'Good gracious Henry, it's not necessary to that every time he whistles the national anthem!'

John loves the results of his new Turbo Referee Whistle.

'Don't worry. The first 30 years of refereeing are the hardest.'

'Nope, still can't whistle.'