Collecting Whistles Gifts

'This one is very effective. It sounds just like a can opener.'

Please Drove Carefully.

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

"Blowing the whistle is perfect for a sports bar to let its patrons know that Happy Hour is over."

'How am I supposed to meditate with your nose whistling?'

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

Cat on Board.

"Upon further review, the receiver did not establish a meaningful and personal relationship with the football, therefore it is ruled an incomplete pass."

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

'Ref!!'

"Wow! You really pulled out all the stops."

'The Ref gave out 4 yellow cards, 2 reds and 7 Valentine cards.'

Football Blockers.

'There really is no need for confusion. Rule 10, section 5, article a, subsection 3, exception 4 quite clearly states ... '

Dueling Banjos two Banjos about to shoot it out in a Duel.

"You don't like my new whistle?"

'Uh-oh. That's the 'special' whistle. ... This is going to be a major penalty.'

Fool me once, shame on me, fool me twice, you may be qualified to go to law school!

5 foot high or less aisle in a supermarket

"Gone for a P."

'You spelt dog wrong.'

Closing Laugh T.V. Repair

Watch for Men Being Supid

"Remember, I've got the Dog Catcher on speed dial."

"I think I've found your transistor radio."

Large Whist Party in Small Room

Referee

Trilby - 'Gecko'.

'Now we're going to test your reflexes.'

'Caution - wet floor' sign in fish tank.

City Diner - Out to lunch.

Street signs in Motown.