Whistling Enthusiast Gifts

"I whistle while I work. Beats screaming."

Turn, turn and turn.

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

"I hate open-mike night."

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

'Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!'

"Blowing the whistle is perfect for a sports bar to let its patrons know that Happy Hour is over."

'This one is very effective. It sounds just like a can opener.'

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

'Ref!!'

'I don't know what it's used for. It beats me!'

"She doesn’t fetch or roll over or anything really, but she’s a terrific whistler."

Whistler exhibition - "I trust you will have some apposite comments to make eh, Ruskin?

This here's my kitty! I call er Whiskers!

'There really is no need for confusion. Rule 10, section 5, article a, subsection 3, exception 4 quite clearly states ... '

Large Whist Party in Small Room

"Son, you're old enough now to whittle your own condom."

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

'Sorry, not tonight: My mum said you can't come over for a sleepover during the full moon anymore...'

'What a hunk!'

'He found a dog whistle.'

"I'm sure Mistress meant well: The cat on the box is smiling, but I agree, this tastes and smells horrible..."

'I don't know - with all these feathers you'd think there'd be a bird in here somewhere.'

"The Mind Of Whiskers."

Whistles

Blind Referee

"What's up? It's been aeons since you last whistled 'Old Buttermilk Sky.' "

"Psst - Evening News."

'I won't be howling at the moon tonight. I've joined a barbershop quartet.'

"Would you please stop that whistling."