Whistling Wannabe Gifts

'Nope, still can't whistle.'

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note.

"Blowing the whistle is perfect for a sports bar to let its patrons know that Happy Hour is over."

'This one is very effective. It sounds just like a can opener.'

As Seen On TV

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

'Ref!!'

"She doesn’t fetch or roll over or anything really, but she’s a terrific whistler."

"We could start a band."

Musician sings off key while his dog can only watch,his jaws strapped together

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

Everyone in Tinseltown deserves 15 minutes of obscurity.

"There comes a time, Little Buddy, when you have to just accept that you'll never be famous....that your life will never be adapted for television and that when you die, only five or six people will truly care."

"I think we're ready for the big move up from shed band to full garage band."

"I found my thrill on Blueberry Hill."

Julen Lopetegui Agote

'It's a special whistle only basketball players can hear that renders them immediately compliant.'

'He found a dog whistle.'

In-law country

Blind Referee

Joel's mum was very strict. . . No homework, no air guitar.

Adam was convinced that if he self identified as a cat he would have cat-like reflexes.

Whistles

"What's up? It's been aeons since you last whistled 'Old Buttermilk Sky.' "

Referee Whistle Music.

'Good gracious Henry, it's not necessary to that every time he whistles the national anthem!'

"Wow! With this new device, now I can finally hear what you're thinking!"