Witch Wannabe Gifts

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

Toadstools

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

'One eye of newt or two?'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

Kiddies Menu for Witches

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

"Devi's brew?"

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

"Victims of out-sorcery."

Witches Checkout.

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?

Fear of Flying Seminar

'Most of all, I'd like to thank god. . .'

'Hey, 'Houdini', after you figure out how to levitate the cork ou tof the bottle, I can use your magic at the kitchen sink.'

Three Witches from Macbeth

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

Wendel enjoyed magic school but he was having a little trouble in his trickonometry class.

As Seen On TV

'Good night darling...sweet nightmares.'

Hexercise.

'I think winning that last hand went to Bob's head, because he now has an entourage.'

"Francine, you're a rebel!"

Lord of the Rings: Two Towels

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

'What's your poison?'

Dr. Prebish didn't always fit in with the other scientists.

'You know, on second thought, we just might have an opening.'

'Welcome to the first support group for people who wish they were at Hogwarts.'