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"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

Toadstools

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'One eye of newt or two?'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Kiddies Menu for Witches

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

"Devi's brew?"

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

Witches Checkout.

"Victims of out-sorcery."

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

'Most of all, I'd like to thank god. . .'

Three Witches from Macbeth

Fear of Flying Seminar

'Hey, 'Houdini', after you figure out how to levitate the cork ou tof the bottle, I can use your magic at the kitchen sink.'

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

'Good night darling...sweet nightmares.'

Hexercise.

"Francine, you're a rebel!"

'I think winning that last hand went to Bob's head, because he now has an entourage.'

Wendel enjoyed magic school but he was having a little trouble in his trickonometry class.

As Seen On TV

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

'What's your poison?'

Dr. Prebish didn't always fit in with the other scientists.

'You know, on second thought, we just might have an opening.'

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'