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"What a guy!"

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

New Guy.

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

"Next, I'd like to play 'Guantanamera.'"

'Most of all, I'd like to thank god. . .'

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

"Really? After all these years of you begging me to let you come and howl at the moon, now that you're a teenager, it's not cool to be seen with your dad!"

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

'I think winning that last hand went to Bob's head, because he now has an entourage.'

As Seen On TV

"He has great communication skills."

'Good question son... Any of you guys know why we howl at the full moon?

Wolf Watching the Sunset

"Ohhh... He's out all right!"

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

'Houston, you're not going to believe this...'

'I don't see how you can put your profession as TV star just because you were in the crowd of Match of the Day!'

'Take no notice, he was raided by wolves.'

Reintroducing wolves to the wild.

"There comes a time, Little Buddy, when you have to just accept that you'll never be famous....that your life will never be adapted for television and that when you die, only five or six people will truly care."

Bear watching a man trying to fish bear style.

"Sorry, dude. You've been voted out of the pack!"

Everyone in Tinseltown deserves 15 minutes of obscurity.

'Great news, Gran'ma! I got a grant to study wolves in your woods!'

"I am a ninja rabbit. I am stealth personified. I am one of the unseen. I am now invisible...Darn."

'Let's get some sheep, and don't worry if the shepherd has fire: I'll take care of it...'

'We're very worried about your hormone levels.'