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'This is the last time I sign up for your economy elephant hunt!'

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

'Mom loves cats of all sizes. Wait until you meet tigger.'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Eat me"

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

Zoo animals.

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

'I believe it's time we stopped relying so heavily on instinct.'

The polar olympics

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

Cat has birds on whiskers,

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

"Phew, that was close."

'Nobody wants to play tag with me at school: They say I'm too fast...'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

'Go and hunt for your own lunch. Who do you think I am, Ray Mears?!'

"Expedition log #57: Like the rest of the week, I expect today will be another uneventful day."

"Let us be a city under a hill, for all the world not to see."

'Aww, mom! Pineapple upside down cake? ...Again?'

'No, there's nothing else: At this time of year, we eat salmon!'

'Same every Christmas! What's he got that we haven't got?'

".. of all the animal species, I reckon the human must be nearest to us in intelligence."

Tree and bear hugging.

Fox naps on the back of a fox hunter's horse.

Final selfie

Outback rat house? Darn ! Wish you guys would've said somethin' sooner. I just ate a hop pocket.

"I am sorry. I'm going to have to let you go. You just can't seem to learn the words."

Reporter interviewing a Giraffe.

A serpent is entering and exiting cloth in an interesting fashion.