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"But, what I'd really like to do is direct."

A cat dreaming of being a lion

Fred wonders if he should have had that three week old pineapple ham the night before going hunting.

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

Romantic Giraffes

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

Monkey-artist

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"Daddy's working from home today."

"The lakes are getting more like a theme park."

' Get ready to make a wish.'

Zoo animals.

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'This is you, enlarged.'

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

Wild Cow.

We never roam anymore.

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

Bear luring the fish out of a ice hole.

Cat king.

'Pull...'